podinker

when you partake in anal intercourse with a female without using a condom and right before you ejaculate you pull out and shoot it in here eye later causing pink eye.

Guy 1: Yo, you know that fat chick i met at the bar last night?

Guy 2: Yea what did you guys do last night?

Guy 1: She was giving me head and bit me so i gave her a podinker in both eyes.

by deeyenda March 9, 2009

Laser Pointer

1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.

I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.

by The guy from the place March 8, 2008

Pointer Promise

Like a pinky promise, only better, because a pointer finger promise means nothing. Not legally binding in any way.

EX: "Pinky promise?"
-"Hell no, I only pointer promise bitch."

by Maggalicious Definition August 17, 2011

laser pointer

1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.

2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.

3.A excersise machine for cats.

4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations

5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.

DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.

by silvermanblue October 7, 2007

null pointer exception

The leading reason why computer programmers commit suicide.

"If I see another null pointer exception, I'm going to go postal."

by Atomic Rooster September 27, 2006

pointercrate

Home of the geometry dash demonlist

“I like pointercrate it has the demonlist and that’s cool”

by Technekz September 12, 2020

Prinker

Hybridisation of the words 'Prick' and 'Wanker', enabling people to use the two words swiftly and, until the word becomes more mainstream, without recrimination. Similar words are Idiunt, (idiot and cunt), and Mockerat, pronounced muck-a-rat, mother fucking twat.

Janine is hogging all the chicken wings, what a prinker

by The Sick & Wrong Duke December 2, 2011