Pause

A powerful and ancient word that is used to stop sus vibes from the people around you.

“Bro, this is so long. Pause”

by Word of the Gods September 7, 2020

poo pauser

one who temporarily pauses the act of pooing as soon as another individual enters the bathroom, because they are self conscious of the farting or plopping noises they may make.
This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS

guy1: be right back gotta drop a deuce
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?

by Jim Shorts IV March 24, 2009

hard pause

The abrupt halt one encounters when they realize that they are about to crap, they are not going to make it to the toilet, and the only chance they have of saving their pants is to stop in their tracks and clench their butt cheeks at tightly as possible. A hard pause is complete when the gas bubbles gurgle to the top of the stomach. A person has roughly 30 seconds after the stomach gurgle to reach the toilet, or they must prepare for a second, even more perilous, hard pause. It is unwise to try to attempt more than two hard pauses in a row. This will probably lead to disaster, and will likely require field-dressing of ones underpants (i.e., cutting through each leg with your pocket knife and tossing the soiled drawers behind the toilet).

I almost crapped my pants this morning. I had to make a hard pause in the hall on the way to the bathroom and another right in front of the toilet.

by jpblackout March 5, 2014

Pusegutt

A «pusegutt» is a more romantic version of a SIMP. If you are a «pusegutt» you are SIMPing for a girl, but in a more gay way. You want to do sweet and romantic things to the special girl you are thinking about.

Thomas is a pusegutt for Thea.

by TCrazyy February 11, 2021

pause

Said after something that may be taken as homosexual.

-Pull it out, pause.
-Son, that ball is huge, pause.

by m1c August 12, 2004

Pauseunpause

A small chubby whale dick.

You have such a pauseunpause! - Andrea
I know! - Alex

by LoneWo1f1 July 16, 2015

Down pause

The brief moment of silence while driving under an overpass during a heavy rain.

Whoa... that down pause was cool, though brief!

by Krista in SLO December 30, 2010