poney pounder

1. some one who lives in Kitimat, BC

2. some one who has sexual relations with a horse/poney

guy: dude i just saw someone fucking a horse

other guy: aww, what a poney pounder

by Count Crotchula August 15, 2008

Poney

To do someone bad/dirty.

She totally poneyed me in that picture!

by King_veeee July 30, 2017

Pooney Dunderchin

A brash, pungent smelling, wolf-man like creature that dwells in caves and feeds on small children, mice, subway rats. Often said to be a mythical creature. Said to be the offspring of a unicorn and Kate Moss.

Ol' Pooney. He be crazy. That ol' Pooney Dunderchin. He one crazy mofo.

by P. Dunder April 15, 2009

phoney phoning

to pretend your on the phone with/ texting someone while in public for either two reasons:

1. too look cool and like you have friends or

2. to avoid certain situations

reason number two is the most respectable one.

1. person 1: whos that skank on the phone with? why would anyone call her?
person 2: i bet shes phoney phoning.

2. person 1: shit here she comes, lets phoney phone so she won't try and talk to us.

by fatima mcbringuade May 26, 2008

Phoney Bologna

Someone who pretends in your face but behind your back they are stabbing you in it.

When some one claims to like you but soon as you turn your back they say something negative about you.

The "Phoney Bologna" acted like a friend but was after my mate!

by Vealdeal June 7, 2011

P-money

A PIMP who always has money!....he is a balla and he is a great athlete

"I wanna be the next P-money"-Kade

by Preston(P-Money) July 28, 2008

camera phoney

What your mobile / cell phone is called when you pretend it can take pictures and get stupid skanks at the 'stang to take pictures with it - even though it can't really take pictures.

D-Mac: Hey Ben, there's Artur! You should get that skank to take a photo of us all with your camera phoney!
Ben: I'm off to get another Smirnoff.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004