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Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.
"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."
by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006
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Plush Rush

The act of when a stuffed animal or some type of plushie is used to masturbate by a girl.
My girlfriend always asks for stuffed animals. I am sure she's just plush rushing with them.
by TheSosig July 15, 2019
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crusty plush

On Storage Wars one of the buyers would refer to crappy lockers as crusty plush meaning it had some stuff that was worthwhile but it was also either filthy or disgusting
that locker was crusty plush , a bunch of used mattresses and bags of trash
by BellasaurusTheJust September 25, 2020
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plumsy

A term that often means "crazy", "sick", or "awesome", usually in the context of a party or event. It's commonly used by party kids and tools with "fun-dads" and mainly used in relation to a future tense.
Example 1:

Zac - Ayy dawg you hittin' up dat party tonight in Panama City?
Danny - Hell yeah man iz gon' get so plumsy!

Example 2:

Fun-Dad - Ay boys, ya'll gonna meet some girls tonight on da beach?
Son - Shut up Dad...
Fun-Dad - Haha aightt you boys have fun. Don't get too plumsy though! Ah I just playin' ya'll do whateva, I just want to be your friend and live through you so you can peak in high school.
by AyyyDogfish April 28, 2011
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Plushophile

A person with a very close, often(but not always) times sexual attachment to stuffed animals.
by Ashtar the Fox March 22, 2003
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pups plums

Slang for something that's the best.

A variation of the dogs bollocks, the mutts nuts etc.
Those shoes are the pups plums!
by Gavin Simpson July 17, 2007
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plushophilia

A person who finds stuffed/fluffy/cuddly toys sexuality attractive.
"That cuddly pikachu is turning me on baby, I think I'm a plushophile!"
by Jay C January 23, 2004
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