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PLUMPER-MUFFIN

The act in which one must swim through a sea of fat rolls, in order to seduce a large woman
John was into bigger girls, he often enjoyed his experience with their PLUMPER-MUFFIN
by Codybrooks October 23, 2017
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Plumper Bumper

One who bumps up on plump bitches. Ie: Enjoys the fat stack.
Victor enjoys the qualities of his Plumper Bumper on the back end of his whale.
by Grewvey1 October 2, 2008
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plumper

(adj, porn) Fat woman, preferably with large breats.
Have you seen that new plumper website?
by Anonymous February 20, 2003
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plumper

A woman that is so hot and attractive just based on their body size, they have an ample amount of fat on them are should be worshipped in our society as the ideal body image. They have buxom bodies with large breasts, thighs, hips, stomach, and ass. Typically a large amount of their body jiggles when they walk. While there is no size limit for being a plumper, a girl must have a good amount of fat on her and shouldn't look like she is skipping meals, instead all plumpers should eat sweets and greasy foods in order to maintain or increase their size.
That girl is such a hot plumper, she is pushing 200 pounds.
by fat lover August 19, 2007
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plumper

1. A partial boner.
2. A slight erection in which the cock becomes plump, as like a boiled hot dog.

"Women claim this state to be the best feeling in their mouths."

"A bit on the chewy side is always good!"
"Hey how about a hot dog Collin...."
"No thanks Scott gave me a plumper a little while ago."
by Tthe Authority December 4, 2007
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penis pumpery

1) Masturbation

2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.

3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.

4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.

5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.
Joey: "Hey man, are you going to the local penis pumpery tonight ? I hear they're having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular penis pumping."

Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"
by hot balls Johnson December 20, 2010
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plumper

a euphemistic word to describe a hog-like woman
Jeebus, Katie is quite the plumper. And Dave fucks that?!?!?
by ttocs May 29, 2004
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