The kid in elementary school who could never quite make it to the trash can in time. A person who is either unaware of, or chooses to ignore, the sensation that precedes the expulsion of vomit and subsequently ends up puking on the floor.
by Hunter84 May 11, 2011
Get the Floor Puker mug.Underage teenage girl who is so drunk she is going to be sick. No guy in his right mind messes with these girls for several reasons. 1. She is underage, and even if she is willing it's statutory rape. 2. She is drunk, and even if she is willing it can become rape if she changes her mind after the fact. 3. You have no idea what std this girl has, some of them can ruin you for life. 4. Do you want everyone to know that you are so desperate that you would risk your freedom and health for this little skank? If you are that desperate wash you hands and whack-off it's safer and won't get you in jail.
Frank found out that pre-puker he screwed is knocked-up,he's sweating bullets man. Dan got a dose from some pre-puker at the party, you better get checked man. Jim thought I was nuts not screwing that pre-puker, now he's facing a rape charge.
by knowman March 9, 2008
Get the pre-puker mug.A person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. Usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.
Did you guys see Jayson puke last night?
No.
Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
No.
Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
by TheKingOfBoardPlay May 11, 2012
Get the Closet Puker mug.Adjective, utilized to enhance one's aura, an addition to their personality, an expression of personal flattery that makes the giver and the receiver of the word feel good about themselves.
For example, when a man is so strong in his personality that he takes the time to notice a finer point about his partner and communicates something like, "You are more beautiful on the inside everyday, its a pluser".
Alternatively, when a woman tells a man that she is seriously connected to him and has a deep burning passion in her stomach when she wakes up. This would be a pluser for the woman and the man.
You have great, natural hair, no need for smelly, pasty, overpowering perfume. Your hair is a real pluser!
Your breasts bounce up and down when you laugh, they are, the daily double plusers(plural).
Alternatively, when a woman tells a man that she is seriously connected to him and has a deep burning passion in her stomach when she wakes up. This would be a pluser for the woman and the man.
You have great, natural hair, no need for smelly, pasty, overpowering perfume. Your hair is a real pluser!
Your breasts bounce up and down when you laugh, they are, the daily double plusers(plural).
by The_Jockey November 13, 2009
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Get the party puker mug.A song involving a tongue twister.
John:
Person1: I bet you can't say this.
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.
Person2:
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son.
I am only fucking pheasants 'till the peasant fucker comes.
Person1: I bet you can't say this.
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.
Person2:
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son.
I am only fucking pheasants 'till the peasant fucker comes.
by bilbo_9923 April 27, 2011
Get the pheasant plucker mug.someone who, instead of shaving or getting waxed, takes the excruciatiating and horribly long pain and quite a waste of time, to pluck their pubic hairs using a pair of tweezers.
someone who likes pain around the external skin of the vagina.
someone who, plucks their pussy.
someone who likes pain around the external skin of the vagina.
someone who, plucks their pussy.
by hannah!Issawhoreee. September 3, 2010
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