Ploumark

Tall skinny ginger with buzz cut

That guy is a ploumark

by Blotteren69 April 19, 2021

proud father

(Noun): A father who cannot accept the fact his kid sucks at sports and will complain about playing time to coaches, managers, law enforcement, congress, the president, etc.. If the father still acts this way when his child is in college then he becomes a proud grandfather.

Why they hell did Jimbo write the letter to the school board about his son warming the bench the entire game, doesn't the proud father know the last time coach played Jimbo Jr., he score a basket for the other team.

by MJVFB January 22, 2014

Brown and proud

To be a chicano and proud of it.

Kid frost is chicano and he brown and proud.

by Lil ol gee January 13, 2012

plodrock

The term "plodrock" was originally coined by musician W. Evan Walker in 2010. It refers to amateur music, generally pop/rock, that is dull and unmoving, songs that attempt to move the listener, but, in fact just 'plod' along, not really moving anyone and is usually really dull and boring.

Plodrock usually never hits the airwaves, it usually floats around on demo tapes and friends of bands who are trying to be discovered but never are.

by Jerry T. Johnson January 31, 2016

Plous

A term that has many connotations ranging from being a raging idiot, messing up an imperative task, or committing a deadly act of intercourse. Derived from a legendary figure.

A young neophyte proceeded on the walk of shame down to Bundy East after returning from a long session of plous in a freshman dormitory.

by Saucy Schween April 18, 2021

Ploughman's Lunch

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.

Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.

by Nikki-D March 24, 2007

Proud Papa Glance

When you're done taking a dump and you stand and turn around to admire your mudbaby. Dismay is a common reaction, as some may spot peanuts, corn, or other bits of partially digested foods, yet they are certain that they hadn't eaten such things recently.

Tommy's kinda upset today. This morning, as he engaged in a Proud Papa Glance, he saw that it was riddled with peanuts, but he's allergic and can't eat peanuts! Leads him to believe he's not the real father of that turd.

by 6-Pack Jack July 26, 2011