plopnpull

The act of masturbating while defecating. Best done on the plopper.

The aroma of the truckstop toilet was so intoxicating that I had to engage in a plopnpull.

To fap or poop is human. To plopnpull, devine.

I knew I shouldn't have jerked off when I felt the full press of a turtle tail. The outcome was inevitable... a plopnpull.

by frontocks June 20, 2010

plopo

when a poo hits the water in a toilet, resulting in water splashing your buttocks. also known as backsplash.

SPLOOOOOOOOSHHH.
"errrrrrr that plopo was cold... and pooey"

by simon adams October 15, 2003

plooney

n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.

Also v. int.: to plooney

Man, I can't wait to go home and plooney!

by Dr. Mung March 10, 2004

cdesign proponentist

- noun. 1. A transitional evolutionary form found to exist between creationist and a proponent of the Intelligent Design "theory" (design proponent), also known colloquially as an "IDiot". The existence of this form was conclusively identified by plaintiff during the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial.

A cdesign proponentist believes in the biblical interpretation of the origin of life.

by Brian M Rapp December 10, 2007

ploon

Is the pubic hair left on a toilet seat. It is stringy, black and stuck on.

There is ploon on that toilet seat

by Peter Santafe January 8, 2005

Popon

Costa Rica slang for "chupon", baby feeding bottle or baby rubber valve.

Friend: That's a nice babe
Me: I would love to hardly fill her popon

by AD Tijerino February 26, 2008

ploonter

1. a lollipop who is tormented for their young looks.
2. a young looking fruit loop

That blonde haired kid is a ploonter.

by bobber006 May 20, 2008