The Poopshitters

The Poopshitters are a band of missionaries, on a mission of ridding the world of misfortune and chaos. They are the world's salvation and are divine beings sent from another realm. They are also the epitome of kindness, helping those in need and saving lives, as well as being proficient music artists. The poopshitters are only rivaled by the cumnutters, a group which seeks chaos and destruction. They are by definition perfection

Andrew: Yo, I heard you were a part of The Poopshitters?
Poopshitter: *shits in a sink*
Andrew: *ascends to divinity*

by Large Fumes February 19, 2021

poops gold and pees whiskey

Someone very important to a group of people.

With as many touchdowns as Derrick Henry makes, they need to protect him like he poops gold and pees whiskey!

by I, Wreckerrr January 31, 2021

Pill Poops

Having to defecate after taking too many pills, ie; medicines, vitamins, illegal drugs.

I took too much Benadryl last night. Now I have the pill poops.

by DJjoker182 November 6, 2014

Making Poops

The act of taking a dump. Taking a shit. Going # 2.

"Wheres Wes"?
"He's in the lavatory, making poops".

by Tmoney$ June 19, 2010

hot poops

n. The condition, brought on by eating contaminated food, that results in hot liquid feces spraying uncontrollably from one's ass; diarrhea brought about by e. coli or salmonella. Used by Cotton Hill in a "King of the Hill" episode.

Watch out! They got that water down in Mexico that'll give you the hot poops if you drink it.

by SkidMarkyMark August 2, 2006

poopshitter

An individual that shits and accomplishes shitting

I am poopshitter

by Jghay March 26, 2020

PoopShank

A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.

"Woman if you don't shut your mouth im gunna stab you with a Poopshank"

by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010