Plonkerdoodle

A term of affectionate rebuke. Banterful scolding. Used for remonstration, when joking or harsh words are not appropriate.

'you utter plonkerdoodle!'

by star_0f_wonder September 11, 2009

plonker

a willy! or a dopey person

rodney u plonker!

by deepcoveruk February 3, 2003

Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 is a slur used to describe how the person Mace is.

Lauren, AM, Rodrigo, Nick and Ben:

Hey Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 i hope you had a lovely day!

Mace: STOP BEING F**K**G MACEPHOBIC

by Maybe Stan Boy November 4, 2021

Meaty plonker

1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width

2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet

3. An overweight or well-built stupid person

"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"

"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"

"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"

by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014

Security plonker

Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.

Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!

by Locnes November 14, 2016

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate

"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"

by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003

Plonker

A British slang term used as an insult meaning idiot. Usually used in an endearing way or when having a joke with someone

Person: you didn’t have to do that you plonker!

by Alex.tay09 July 12, 2019