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Plonker

A British slang term used as an insult meaning idiot. Usually used in an endearing way or when having a joke with someone
Person: you didn’t have to do that you plonker!
by Alex.tay09 July 12, 2019
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Plonker

someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.
by xJess. June 28, 2010
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plonker

Look at that fucking plonker!
I stuck my big fat plonker up her arse!
by KL June 27, 2003
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plonker

a poo that is so heavy that makes a massive splash with the toilet water that hits your arse and makes you feel wet.
aw man i just took a massive plonker!
by 56413257658374211453 September 2, 2007
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plonker

Almost any penis, but not a very small one.
A foolish person.
A big wet kiss.
Almost anything that is remarkably big.

Almost certainly most derive from plonker as size, but this in turn possibly from "to plonk", to place with little or no accuracy possibly because it was big and heavy. See also plonka.
"Put your plonker away, Eric."
"Oh Bob, you're such a plonker."
"When I said she looked nice, she gave me a plonker straight on the lips."
"It was the biggest turkey we'd ever had. A real plonker."
"She plonked the meal down in front of me. 'Get stuck in,' she cried."
by R. Clayton Jr December 28, 2005
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plonker

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.
John is a plonker.
by Dick Splash August 17, 2003
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plonker

Someone whose words are not worth reading.
See also plonk.
"Sheesh, what a plonker, I just forwarded all mail from him to the bit bucket.
by Alexis_J_M September 17, 2005
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