Plonk On

A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.

Hey, lool. that girl's hair looks tooo fakke boyy
LOOOL. she has a PLONK ON

by Kandikueen April 3, 2011

Poonfari

A physical journey/safari in which one seeks out potential female sexual partners. During a poonfari, the participant must wear the official poonfari uniform which consists of cargo shorts hiked up unnecessarily high with a belt tightly cinched around the waistline, a straw hat, knee-high socks, and transition lens glasses. It is also encouraged that the participant drives an electric scooter.

Alex: hey bro im horny lets go on a poonfari

Aaron: yeah man I'm totally down for a poonfari! Lemme grab my straw hat

by Alex Stretch Miller June 8, 2014

ploofing

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.

He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.

by D. Ploof October 22, 2009

plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

bullet ploof grass

Iamwildcat said in a video with vanossgaming "we should have hid behind the bullet ploof grass. I just had a dyslexic moment."

Hey man i just installed some bullet ploof grass

by YaboiRick May 10, 2018

plonkinsplurge

Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.

I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

Plof

Bukharian food mainly consisting of rice, chicken or beef, vegetables, and spices
Plof originated in Uzbekistan and spread by the famous polonov family throughout the world

Reuven: hey buchi whats good
Bool: nothing much just enjoying my plof u feel me
Reuven: Word bool shit looks lit

by illAmir October 11, 2016