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pleasing porcine

Some who disliked Wonda Wonderpig called her pleasing porcine!
by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016
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Skulduggery Pleasant

A BADASS series of novels written by the Golden God, Derek Landy. The books follow the adventures of Skulduggery Pleasant, a skeletal crime fighter, magician, and detective. Along with Skulduggery is his ragtag bunch of supernatural friends, such as Valkyrie Cain, his teenage sidekick, Ghastly Bespoke, a scarred tailor, and Tanith Low, a sword-wielding adept. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!!
(Skulduggery Pleasant is interrogating Kenny, who was at the scene of a crime)
Skulduggery: Can I call you Kenny?
Kenny: Sure.
Skulduggery: It's important that we build up a level of trust, so I can catch you completely unprepared when I suddenly accuse you of murder.
by ReadItz January 8, 2012
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Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake

This is when you are jerking off all over a girl's face and wearing a watch or bracelet on your jerking wrist that makes a rattling noise.
Last night, I straddled her and jerked off all over her... We were pretty quiet, except for the sound of the Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake.
by Bog-man July 12, 2016
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peussie

The name of that god-awful Princess at the Royal Palace. Yeh that one! Next to the Academy of Jelqing.
She is the Ultimate NAME for defining filth, vermin, bad taste and smells. Her secretary, Mary Mount, is not worth mounting. Her other slaves, like Mojo, and Madre Loki, encourage the outrageous parties at the Academy.
"Come near me and act like peussie and I'll kill you"
"Peussie is the word and the deed, and the sperm gone to seed"
"Don't you even dare think about doing a Peussie on me"
by Dynamo Mama December 30, 2007
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Peussie Dump

The moment when you realize that someone just cut a massive gas explosion and the only thing to do is run for your life.
That Peussie Dump filled the theater and caused the show to stop!
by Peussie December 13, 2010
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Please proceed, Governor

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.
Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator
by jcb82 October 19, 2012
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Panty Pleasure

When a girl tugs her panties between her pussy to create A orgasam.
Craig : So how was you and the wife's date night last night?
Chad : It was rather boring until we got home & found the babysitter Keirsten on the couch caught up in a panty pleasure, I developed a instant chubbie and jized in my pant's!
Craig : Nice!
by SlopNChop October 4, 2016
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