pedging

A form of scatological edging where the person delays full bowel release when defecating. More advanced "pedgers" can retract the strand of fecal matter back into their anus after the turd has touched the water. This is referred to as a "soggy prairie dog".

I think my roommate is either edging or pedging, he's been in the bathroom for an hour.

Pedging has rekt my rectum.

by notsoghettoking June 26, 2016

pledgicide

When you murder a pledge for whatever reason. It’s always justified, and technically its not hazing.

If that pledge doesn’t get back here with my cigarettes in 2 seconds I’m going to commit pledgicide.

by Señor Crab February 17, 2022

Pledging Lucifer

Pledging Lucifer is the process of pledging yourself to Lucifer as a killer and as a Satanist.

People are pledging Lucifer at the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt February 4, 2020

pledgitis

A psychological disorder. Usually occurs when a person pledges a fraternity and suddenly thinks they're hot shit, despite being, in fact, the same exact person as they were before bid day. Symptoms include sleeping in khakis; being rude, arrogant, standoffish, aloof, or dismissive toward GDIs; and belligerent/excessive swagger.

Pledgitis usually peaks during the pledging season and recedes with initiation, when the novelty of being a brother begins to wear off. At this point, the person in question will usually revert to his or her normal self.

How a pledge deals with his pledgitis will decide whether or not he will become a true fraternity man or a simple frat boy. Whether or not a fraternity sees pledgitis as a temporary phenomenon or as a permanent staple has a large part to play in its ethos.

Jon: "Hey Mike, I'm about to head out to dinner. Wanna join me?"
Mike: "Sorry bro, I'm eating with the frat tonight."
Jon: "Dude, I haven't seen you in five weeks."
Mike: "Don't be gay, I'm not your boyfriend."

Jon: "Mike, you better get over your pledgitis before someone shoots you in the face."

by 7dfa4o May 7, 2012

Pleging

When a pirate has sex with a woman using only his peg leg.

"Arrrrr she was picking splinters all night after the Pleging I gave her!"

by EaterOfFetus April 15, 2014

trod plodging

The act of engaging in anal sex with an overweight person.
verb: trod plodger
adjective: trodding plodge

I'm going to Jenny Craig meetings to do some trod plodging.

by Aidinigan February 22, 2011

Pledging

Dusting furniture typically with a furniture polish applied with an aeresol can.

Mom and Dad are coming up for Mother's day, so I need to get Pledging this place.

by Alfetta159 September 9, 2010