Prostitute

A word referring a girl who makes money through providing sex services to boys. It's a really controversial job, and is prohibited in some countries, but people who're involved in this job have no other options since they have trouble to get other jobs.

If you want to be a prostitute, then just do. However, no one shall be responsible for any consequences.

by Celest98 July 20, 2022

plastinate

Plastic-injected dead people that are tastefully skinned, eviscerated, and posed for your education and amusement. Museum employees generally frown on you trying to have sex with them.

That one plastinate was asking for it. I had to restrain myself though.

by Sky Commander Winkie January 23, 2009

volunteer prostitute

1. A more humanistic term for a slut.
2. Someone who commits sexual acts as a prostitute would, but receives no compensation for their actions.

Guy One: Man, I totally hooked up with that girl from the bar last night.
Guy Two: She looked like a total slut, nice job bro.
Guy One: Dude... She's not a slut. She's a volunteer prostitute.

by walshbear December 31, 2011

Lays Plastiqué la Moose

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.

Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.

by Sharkey & Bubbles March 10, 2023

Intellectual Prostitute

Any mainstream media journalist. As coined by John Swinton, former chief of staff, The New York Times, in a 1953 speech before the New York Press Club.

"We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities, and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes."

That journalist never says what they really think because they are an intellectual prostitute.

by audiorbit November 15, 2011

Hang Out Prostitute

A person who is being paid to tutur, but never actually provides help. Instead of tutoring, a casual hang out takes place.

Sean: Whenever I go to tutor Ryan, we end up just hanging out. I feel like I shouldn't be getting paid.

Witty Person: Dude, you are a Hang Out Prostitute.

by SamuelRoss January 4, 2009

SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute

...."Hoin" not to be confused with "Heroin"
Usually extra origiinal.

Nocturnal.

Tends to add sauce after the end of words...such as lamesauce, sweetsauce or coolsauce.
Has random outbursts in their own version of Shakespearian time.
The person no one admits to liking but they enjoy their sense of humor.
Also uses phrases such as "Hey gurll Hayyyy!"
May or may not be friends with a Barky the Dino.

"Did you hear what that girl said?"
"I think..."
"Wow she must like totally be a SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute."

by KAR_in-a October 5, 2009