pasting

serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.

Mark: Man, I got so high yesterday.
Steve: Oh, no, you weren't pasting again, were you?

by Shawarma1 May 7, 2012

pasting

The act of liberally applying toothpaste to your nipples to get high.

"Dude we're gonna do some pasting later...you down?"
"I don't know man, what happens?"
"You get sooo high."
"Yeah I'm in then!"

by Anonymous167284 May 8, 2012

Pasting

The act of putting toothpaste (commonly Colgate) on your nipple-area to create an entire body sensation, similar to that of Marijuana.

"Hey man, what are you doing after school?"
"Well, I was gonna go pasting with Derp, then go to the movies!"

by Carnictus May 6, 2012

Pasting

Rubbing toothpaste on your nipples to get high

Bro: "Dude, why is there toothpaste on your nipples?"

You: "Because I'm pasting so hard right now."

by Trollylolol May 7, 2012

Pasting

Putting toothpaste on your nipples to get high. Often times mint tooth paste is used for the added tingling/fresh sensation.

Some people prefer to use duct tape over the applied paste so that they can wear a shirt without worrying about removing it.

You have never heard of pasting? Let's get pasted, bro.

by Brocoliah July 29, 2012

Planting trees

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.

person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross

by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014

P plating

When you go around stealing P-plates. Usually done in teams of two and done at nite.

"Oi mate what did you get up too last nite" "Went P plating last nite and got 59 P-plates"

by Aussie555 December 19, 2011