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plandemic

A term used by stupid people who do "research" by watching conspiracy theory videos on youtube.
"The plandemic isn't real sheeple!"
by 99swag September 17, 2020
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plander

Unplugging a toilet using your hand because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation
Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to plander that turd free otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister.
by milpoolSK June 24, 2017
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Plandemic

Plandemic. The inability to plan or make plans due to a pandemic and all of the accompanying restrictions.
Whats the program for the coming week? Not much really on account of the plandemic.
by anonymous January 2, 2021
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A term used by nutjobs who think theyโ€™re woke because they saw a conspiracy article on facebook.
This is a plandemic made by the Democrats! ๐Ÿ˜ก Wake up sheeple!1!1! ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ด
by c0cKs0ck3r January 9, 2021
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Pandexity

Pandexity is a word that describes the feeling of being fulfilled in your day to day life. It describes the feeling that you get when each day feels meaningful, interesting, engaging, creative and novel. It refers to a type of short term happiness that is more than just pleasure. It is a deeper sense of having a good and meaningful day.

It is a word that reminds you to do the things that you enjoy and try to find ways to enjoy the things that you have to do. It's a reminder to make the best of your day and prioritize your short term-happiness when your work is done.

To Enjoy the things you do:
1. Try to be good at the things you do.
2. Try to find the good parts of the work.
3. Try to combine it with something you enjoy.
4. Be Mindful of your surroundings.
5. Express Gratitude for the good things.
6. Keep yourself Engaged by constantly learning and challenging yourself.
7. Reward Yourself for hard work.
8. Work towards minimizing monotonous tasks.
To do the things you Enjoy:
1. Keep trying new things to discover things you enjoy.
2. Increase Novelty in content consumption
3. Decrease Quantity and Increase Quality in content consumption.
4. Use the compass of discomfort to challenge yourself.
5. Push yourself to be creative even if its hard.
6. Say yes to more opportunities; make life interesting.
7. Take more calculated risks. Push yourself out of your comfort zone.
8. Relax when you need to.
Example: "My life has gotten to boring, I need more Pandexity"
by Interesting_Panda August 21, 2022
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Plandemic

A plan which has failed on world level.
A big plan that has missed its' purpose by overdoing or irrational execution of non thought through plans.
'Man, 2020 turned out to be such a plandemic!'

'We all want to keep eachother safe, but this seems more a plandemic'

'This Covid situation is taking forever, it must be a plandemic!'
by BronxR December 6, 2020
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Plandemic

See- Karen
Karen: This isn't just about the virus, this is a plandemic!

Unfortunate listener: Karen, you are crazy, what benefit does crashing the world economy have on the government's? Try doing some real research and read some medical papers then you will see why Covid-19 is a serious issue that needs to be addressed instead of listening to David from down the pub who knows jackshit about basic virology.

Karen- WAKE UP YOU DUMB SHEEPLE! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
by UltimateDoge March 29, 2021
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