Plotched

Drunk, but a specific inebriation where the person is slow to respond; has a slight grin & happy countenance about them; and usually the person is surprised by the speed/level of their own drunkenness.

More drunk than "tipsy", but less drunk than "wasted".

"The sales girls in town for the weekend were plotched} on White Zinfandel before our sailboat had even exited the marina."

by Taylor Fladgate October 16, 2007

Plotcheling

To fiddle with one's parts...

person a: where's josh?
person b: oh...he's plotcheling...its his daily plotchel time
person a: oh...well we wont see him for a while

by the unknown plotchelor October 6, 2009

plocher

Anybody that's the ish, think they know everything, but actually do, and just happen to be from California.

Dude: Where you from?
Girl: California
Dude: You know them Plochers?
Girl: Hell the fuck yeah, they're on that California kush

by theish887 June 21, 2011

Poosche

A person who acts like a douche but is truly a pussy inside. ; a mix between pussy and douche.

John: Xavier talks a big game but he's all bark no bite
Jay: Yeah he's a total poosche.

by kingwatt11 May 9, 2017

Plotched

Plotched.. Drunk, rambles blah blah blah , oh shiny look at that. 14 topics in 35 seconds then back to the original.

Plotched.. Someone who keeps talking, will switch topics multiple times quickly, and go right back to the original topic like nothing happened just like a squirrel who saw something shiny

by Odie11804 December 16, 2022

Plouche

When you use a microplane or grater on the finer side of the box grater, you get these little fine shreds that are like little puffy clouds. Chefs use this term when they top with a little fluffy pinch.

When you knock out that parmigiano reggiano, put a little plouche on top of the pasta, chef.

by SchmartGuy June 8, 2023

posche

extra posh
(pronounced with a heavy sh)
𝓅𝑜𝓈𝒸𝒽𝑒

Dan: The queen was posh.
James: Nah, she was posche.

by who_took_torpedo August 13, 2024