plösche 

Being very chill or doing an act of chillness. Can be used as a noun or as an adjective.

1 Damn, he's such a chiller.
2 Damn, that was so cool.

1 Alte, er isch so en plösche.
2 Alte, plöscheeee!

plösche by 13akt August 4, 2017

Plosher 

This is a term to describe a douche bag, a Jakass, or a Bitch

It was invented to be more insulting because a douche bag will clean the pussy, while a plosher will make a dick dirty

It is used so the person it is directed at is even more pissed off then if you just called them a douche or a bitch

That kid looked like a Plosher to me.

You're not even good enough to be called a douche, you're more of a Plosher.

What a little Plosher bitch.

Plosher by Serdnom March 8, 2008

plosher 

A complete jackass.

That kid is such a plosher!

plosher by DV- July 8, 2006

plochered

To be told one thing and have the opposite happen.

Gene told me everything was going to be fine and then "plochered" me out of all my chips

plochered by benzo92 June 24, 2009

Plonched 

To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.

Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."

Plonched by John "Y.B. Killan" Hartman August 18, 2008

Polscher’s disease 

When your dick grows on your hip and your balls are on your feet. Also your toes are inverted.

Jesus Michael, I didn’t know you had polscher’s disease. Let me jerk your hip off and fondle your inverted feet.

Polscher’s disease by JP’s krip February 13, 2021

Pittsburgh plotcher 

The Pittsburgh style of calling it off with your girl in which you let a wet fart on her face after having sex. After the fart you walk out of room lettin the bitch know that youve had enough.

Greg: Barry, Jessica is getting on my nerves. I need a cool way to break up with her.

Barry: Give her the ole Pittsburgh plotcher, thats always good for a laugh

Greg: Aw yes, the we fart in face after sex. That will be a good story to tell.

See even douche bags do the Pittsburgh plotcher

Pittsburgh plotcher by Fred NotSoDavis April 26, 2008