pixel princess

An online girlfriend that you never meet. In other words, the most you ever see of her are pixels on a screen.

Jane: "I heard John has a pixel princess." Amanda: "What a loser!"

by Real Real News January 23, 2017

Four Fucking Pixels

A meme within the SCP fandom referring to a containment breach of SCP-096 that was caused by "four Pixels... Four Fucking Pixels" the photo was taken by a civilian on a mountain and the breach was caused by the same civilian

"Four Pixels"
"Four Fucking Pixels"
- Major Wilford

by WilliamW2010 February 5, 2023

pixelwork

Paperwork-like tasks that are done on a computer instead of by hand.

It's five o'clock but I can't go home because I still have too much pixelwork to do.

We used to have to fill out expense reports on paper, but now it's all pixelwork.

by Rigoletto May 19, 2009

Pixel Envy

1. Envy of another person's higher-resolution camera or flat-panel display screen.

2. The sudden realization that 8 Megapixels no longer cuts it in the digital photography world.

"Daryl has a bad case of Pixel Envy ever since his girlfriend got that new 10 MP Nikon SLR. He may never recover."

by Peter Kobs September 4, 2009

pixelationship

A relationship that is connected via the internet whereby most if not all communication takes place through online methods; such as, instant messaging, facebook, facebook messaging or via mobile telephone texts.

Two people meet at a volunteer event. One or both decide that they want to make a friend out of the other. Communication begins and continues through online sources. These people develop a friendly pixelationship. Two people have become pixel pals that enjoy pixelations in a pixelationship.

by Valgo February 16, 2013

Tagging my pixel

Is used to mean that one has had a rather unsatisfying orgasm. It felt good at the time, but was rather rubbish when looked at retropectively.

Bob: I had a terrible night last night
Frank: What happened?
Bob: I was doing cybersex with Jannet and I just ended up tagging my pixel
Frank: Bummer!

by Fredderick the strange May 17, 2014

pixelante

An insult coined by Miami lawyer and anti-videogame crusader Jack Thompson to describe gamers who fought back against his attempts to ban violent games. While intended as an ad hominem insult, some gamers have taken the mantle on proudly as "pixelantes".

Believed to be a portmanteau derived from "pixel", a reference to videogame graphics, and "vigilante".

Glad to be of service in annoying the pixelante pukes.

by aniki21 October 21, 2005