Pivotize

When someone fixes excel file data to be pivot table ready.

"Hey - can you pivotize this report? I can't sort through all this shit..."

by groovenick September 01, 2011

Pivoting

To manipulate somebody into doing something, by telling them that they do not want to do it.

I know what you are doing guys! You are pivoting me into singing it. And I don't do jingles!

by yamakasy October 20, 2013

Pivot

Used by the media to explain how politicians often say crazy things to appeal to their base during a primary, and then adopt more moderate attitudes once they win their party's nomination. More generally, it's a euphemism for lying or any behavior which upsets our basic expectations of the social contract.

Mitt Romney pivoted on every major issue during the debate.

When Fabrizio slept with all those hookers in Bangkok, he pivoted on his wedding vow to be "faithful and true til death do us part."

During the Srebrenica massacre, the Serbian army pivoted on the position that slaughtering thousands of unarmed and defenseless civilians is a shitty thing to do.

by Ransomer October 09, 2012

Pivot

Pivot is a person who will help the pointman and wingman get hooked up with other girls.

Pivot whom walks in mentions a few good words about the wingman and pointman.

by Clinton Ziza Smith May 12, 2006

Pivot

A community on youtube who animate with the program Pivot Stickfigure Animator. This community contains many members, most of which are under the age of 14. Thanks to the main community members like PivotmasterDX, Hopdiddy, Deltapivot, and Magnificentness saying 1337 words and repeating memes and fads mindlessly, like they're funny, the massive community of noobs has spammed them and have now ruined the whole comedy of such behavior.

Yeh I haev pivot, but i qwit becuz it waz too boaring foar me. But i still suck up 2 PivotmasterDX becuz he's popular and i'm a conforming prepubescent middle-skewler. it aer funneh when i talk liek this becuz funneh ppl talk leik thizz. So i herd u liek mudki- *gets shot*

by 2009ends July 16, 2009

pivots

any affliction that causes a person to tandemly discharge bodily fluids from both ends of the digestive track resulting in a squat-bend pivot motion to aim the fluids from the offending end toward a porclain goddess

If you think vomiting or diarrhea is the pivots, you are half right.

by Gaelwynn June 25, 2011

Pivot

Noun

1. A person who is the target of a groups jokes, usually by his friends.

"When everybody started making fun of him Joe felt like a pivot"

by BoxCar Racer April 06, 2009