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pisster

A shitty poster...a pisster.

Coined by a Brit who couldn't say poster...
"You bought a right pisster there mate!"
by MountTheTing March 5, 2020
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who pissed in your cornflakes?

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.
Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"
by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014
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Pissget

The area of the toilet where piss get.
Ah man, my nuts got wet when they touched the pissget.
by Beansupreme69 December 23, 2018
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Ray pissed

The shortest version of Raymond Has Urinated, do not utter this around sensitive groups as they might mistake this phrase for 'rapist'
Marie: Where's Ray going? Did he spill his drink?
Robert: Naw, Ray Pissed..
Debra: Rapist?! Where?!!
Robert: No.. Raymond urinated in his pants. What do you see in him?
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns February 16, 2019
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pissmetal

Pissmetal is a specific genre of metal created in Amity Pennsylvania

It combines elements of Sludge Metal, Groove Metal, and sometimes Southern Rock. Pissmetal is typically loud and thrashy, often featuring screaming vocals, ripping bass guitar leads, groovy guitar solos, and sharply contrasted tempos. First made popular by the band Amity in Ashes who hail from Amity Pennsylvania, a small town south of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania.
Man I went to a show last night and my neck is killing me! They were playing pissmetal all night, and I couldn't stop banging my head.
by Amity in Ashes January 25, 2017
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Loser Pissed

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you are no longer even pleasent to be around, to be so drunk that you are in all ways a complete loser, IE; breaking stuff, running around naked and peeing on things,as well as gratuitious screaming of loud completley nonsensical verbal diarrhea.
To be so loser pissed that friends spray you with glow stick fluid so that you can be watched all throughout the dark night to make sure you dont hurt yourself.
1: ok gang lets get loser pissed!
2:awww man is he/she loser pissed!
by hmmmmperhaps it is me October 23, 2005
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who pissed in your coffee

When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.
Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"
by Jumpingrat March 29, 2007
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