plastering

Where one lays upside down on a sofa/chair and cums in his own face.

"John gave himself a good plastering last night"

by jerry pearson October 24, 2013

Pestering

pess-ter

To annoy; to bug

Sally enjoys pestering her peers.

by PaperRomance February 23, 2011

Pissterine

A portmanteau that describes a combination of a well known brand of mouthwash, and fresh urine. Often used as a form of revenge or prank.

"I pissed in his mouthwash. That's right, I mixed him up some Pissterine." -- Banana Tophat.

by Ratznium December 11, 2009

Pustering

The act of anal seepage most common of horny male or female age 13-40 who have recently received anal. Normally leaves the anus sore,wet, and red. Symptoms include lots of orgasmns and liquid squirting out the anus.

Person: Dylan why are you always pustering in your pants after anal.

by Nikolia03 March 8, 2016

postering

Generally defined only as a noun, "to poster" is the act of taking a flyer or poster and attaching it to a surface with tacks , tape, magnets, staples or other methods.

DANG YA'LL ! Can you believe Fritz has been postering Austin Texas for over 20 years?

by Motorblade October 25, 2009

Instant Pestering

When someone who you don't want to talk to continues to text you. Non-contingent upon whether you've told them so.

Ive been getting instant pestering by (insert name here) all day now, it's really getting on my nerves.

by JaredTriffe August 21, 2008

Pissteria

A term used for when something or someone pisses off a massive amount of people at once.

Person1: "Hey dude, wanna know what would be funny?"

Person2: "Sure"

Person1: "I think it would be hilarious if Xbox Live and the Playstation Network went down for like a week or two. Especially with all the online multiplayer games there are on them?"

Person2: " Haha Dude that would create mass pissteria"

by Crunk Berries March 2, 2009