pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

Pinion

1. Pinion - A term used to describe a leader among men in difficult circumstances. Known for their sage advice, the easiest way to get a Pinion to do anything is to tell them it can't be done. Often used as a compliment among warriors. The name can be used in context with other words.

2. The best company commander in Iraq. A possible combination of Mike Tyson and Einstein.

3. Extremely cunning and tough.

"That is one badass Pinion!"

"Did you hear? The Fallujah city council just voted Pinion the best company commander in Iraq!"

"I'm feeling like a Pinion today!

by Echogrunt October 31, 2011

Pinsomnia

The inability to fall asleep at night, because you can't stop pinning things on Pinterest.

I was up until 3am with Pinsomnia

by Go-Go-lson May 1, 2012

pansona

Spanish slang for a fat/overweight female; and even sometimes talking about a pregnant woman (typically referring to a pregnant women that doesn't know whom the father is, so its really only for a loose pregnant woman).

Male version: Panson

That pansona ate all my fries!
Look at that panson, his shirt can't cover his belly.

by txgirl1006 April 3, 2017

pansonium

the substance found in the lungs of larger people. the grease from their bodies leaks down into their lungs. The reason they lose their breath easily and gasp or inhale awkwardly when they laugh.

i cant breath anymore dude, its all this pansonium. (Cough, Cough.)

by the mighty drip October 4, 2013

Pilson Sniff

When a man is caught in the act of sniffing another man's gooch while he's passed out.

"Dude, I woke up and there he was pulling a Pilson Sniff, like a Hoover vacuum all up under my junk."

by A victim of the Pilson Sniff May 21, 2010

Pissonpatty Drunk

The highest level of inebriation a person can reach without slipping into a coma

Last Saint Patrick's day I was so drunk that I pissed on someone in the bar. I was pissonpatty drunk.

by Scwasted Face February 11, 2010