Pineappling

The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.

He pineappled a Nebuchadnezzar with surprising ease; truly, pineappling was his calling.

by SirButtsworth August 4, 2023

pineappleing

To do interesting things with Taiwanese pineapples. It became a craze when China banned all pineapples from Taiwan. People in the country bought up the stock for the entire year in response.

Brent Christensen (US ambassador to Taiwan )tweeting: "Have you pineappled today?"

Rest of the world in a confused matter: "What does pineappleing mean?"

by LessDestiny March 18, 2021

Pineappleing

A formidable form of occupational rape

Paramedic to collegue: Boy, we got an absolute pineappleing last night. They kept us up all night for 16 hours straight with no crib breaks.

by DMH89 March 4, 2025