pinched a loaf

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

pinche gringo

Fuckin’ white boy; Mexican slang

“I can’t eat that! It’s way too spicy!”
“Aye, pinche gringo, no es picante”

by Fuckintired September 11, 2018

Pinched nose nigro

A black person who wants to be white. Term was coined by Pastor James David Manning, a black pastor from Harlem.

Now that he got a good paying job, Jethro moved to a white neighborhood and talks in a higher voice like a pinched nose nigro.

by SpyderCanopus October 1, 2013

Pinching a loaf

Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit

1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf

by Bob April 6, 2004

Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum.

"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"

by SkinPincher December 29, 2009

loaf pincher

Similar to turd cutter, loaf pincher is used to reference any type of ass worth mentioning, good or bad, preferably good. Occasionally abbreviated as just "LP".

"Damn Ben, did you see Nicole's loaf pincher in those jeans today? Sick!"

"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle

by cmikes March 24, 2007

pinched

to get arrested by the police.... a very old term.

I was pinched by the cops.

by d0c February 12, 2008