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Pumptard

Someone who post over-zealous, exaggerated claims and comments on an internet stock marketr message board to influence price changes in certain stocks. The comments made by pumptards generally have little or no basis in fact.
The pumptard is making preposterous statements again.
by BadPirate July 7, 2008
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pimptabulous

(adj)used to describe something both pimp and fabulous at the same time. usually must have a second opinion if something is to be considered "pimptabulous."
i heard what you did last night. pimptabulous my friend, pimptabulous indeed.
by g weezie September 14, 2003
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pumptard

An overly optimistic stock market investor somewhat out-of-touch with reality. One who spreads false rumors with the intention of creating interest in a stock therefore increasing demand and a higher price. The pumptard sells the stock after it has appreciated and therefore benifits from the higher price. Pumptards usually spread their dubious information via online message boards.
Visa stock will be $200 per share by Christmas! Buy now! I am a Pumptard!
by JuggleMan July 7, 2008
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Pimptaculous

A british girl who is smart and pretty much perfect. Sometimes using an undercover name of Jooj, joojy poo, etc
Damn boy, look at joanna...she's so pimptaculous
by AngelaHope September 12, 2006
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pimparing

To preparing yourself for a night of pimping the ladies. Getting all pimped up while preparing for the club.
Albert has been pimparing himself all day for the ladies to come see him.
by Little Cricket November 12, 2007
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slurpee pimptress

The woman working at 7-11 who thankfully informed me of their policy that any container brought in and subsequently filled with slurpee will only cost $1.04 regardless of the size of the container brought in.
Dude, I'm takin' this 3-liter bottle to the slurpee pimptress to get what's mine!
by RoboSpy March 25, 2004
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Pimptress

A woman in control of her own sexuality. Doesn't take no for an answer. Gets what she wants all the time. Doesn't let men hold her down or take advantage of her, that's HER job. The Ultimate woman.
In order to truly succeed in life, you must find your inner pimptress.
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