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Pimpa-Clause

1. Tha pimp version of santa clause. Pimpa-clause getz down with his "ho ho ho's".

Pimpa-clause ALWAYS wears baggy red sweatpants. He raps pimpmas raps like "oh pimpmas weed, oh pimpmas weed!"

Pimpa-clause lives in da south pole. He getz busy and gives bitches presents and snows on their faces!!

He has a giant pole! It locates where his pitched tent is!

Pimpa clause has 2 lists, "tha good ho ho ho's" and he has tha list of tha naughty "WHORE-ible ho's!"

So when you hear a "ho ho ho", go spread some love and wish all a "Merry PimpmASS!"

2. Pimpa-clause is also what I call myself for fun cuz itz funny to say. I go around da school yellin "ho ho ho" all da time!
"Ho ho ho" I'm pimpa-clause!

This is "WHORE-ible!"

Have a merry PimpmASS.

Pimpa-clause, and RUDEoff da big-cock RainDEAR!

FUCK frosty da pervert!
by Mattnificent 425 December 23, 2008
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pimpathon

An event organized to raise money for incarcerated pimps who, once inside, will need help supporting their extended and often very large families who are still on the street.
I’ve convinced the Warden that we should sponsor an annual celebrity star-studded pimpathon once a year at the Fairgrounds.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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Pimpitron

1.(n)- one who is a master of the pimping arts. A undeniably swingin' cat.
That guy we met at the club was such a pimpitron. I wish I could be like him.
by Damoclese July 22, 2004
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pimpmatized

American rapper, Too $hort, offers all who are interested, a degree of pimpology.

Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.

The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):

1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.

2. Always act cool.

3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)

4. Keep your hoe. (most important)
Come to my school and get pimpmatized!
by mamma murder July 12, 2010
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pimpette

A chick who can get as many guys as she wants, keep them if their worth it, and get anything she wants out of them.
I have 3 boys giving me head, buying me jewels and they dont know i just use them, I am a pimpette
by Pink Princess July 14, 2003
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Pimpstatical

When a Pimp walks around in his socs on carpet, the goes to open his door.
Makeing his hand statical.
Oh shit, that pimp just went statical.
Hence the word Pimpstatical.
by Rebelssk8element October 21, 2004
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pimpalimpalicous

Something so pimp that this word must be used very very rarely because if overused it will lose its worth....originated in the 925 VxHx in cali
"them is some pimpalimpalicious titties"
by []D[][]V[][]D DUDE April 17, 2004
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