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hand picked carrot

When a lover takes a carrot and fucks their lover in the ass with it. After the recipient is satisfied their lover will "pick" the carrot from their ass and consume it.
I came so hard when John gave me that hand picked carrot, and again when i watched him bite into it and say "what's up, doc?".
by MMar775 January 7, 2011
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piced

slang for being noticeably drunk. The C is Pronounced like an S
"Hey you were pretty piced last night eh?"

or

"Let's get piced tonight boys!!!"
by locojo51 April 29, 2010
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piffed

to be upset with something/someone. The level of being upset ranges from alittle more then ticked off to alittle less then angry
I am piffed that you didn't ask if I wanted anything from Rita's when you went!!!
by Christina March 30, 2008
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Corn Picked

The event in which a woman uses a cobbed corn to masturbate.
it was amazing, first I corn picked her then she corn picked herself
by UknowME=D January 13, 2009
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picked off

To get shot with a sniper rifle or long distance fire.

Most commonly used / heard in Rockstar Games' Grand Theft Auto V Online.
GTA Online DM:
ChuckNorris-RHK picked off boogie1954
BigDick666 picked you off
You picked off NoobGamr231
by tommi2 spaghetti April 24, 2014
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picked clean

When something has been completely emptied of its contents. Usually used in more morbid contexts, but can be used for most anything.
Just two days after it was discovered, the tomb was completely picked clean of artifacts.

The wreckage had been picked clean by salvagers.

The vultures picked the corpse clean.
by Screennameless January 21, 2009
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picked up

Driving home from the bar last night I was picked up.
by networkguy May 15, 2009
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