Phyllis Diller

Phyllis is a slang word for cocaine in the West Suburbs of Chicago. Named after Phyllis Diller the comedienne.

Jim - Hey is Phyllis Diller coming out tonight?
Drug Dealer - Yeah, she'll be there.

by Francis4 October 3, 2018

Phyllis

Awesome, great, amazing. The highest compliment. "Phyllis" Diller = Killer! Use "mad" in place of very.

That groove is mad phyllis!

by Norman Schlenkmanhopfer April 12, 2008

Phyllis Factor

To gauge your level of bed-head in the morning by comparing it to Phyllis Diller's hair.

"Daisy, what's your Phyllis factor looking like today? Please advise."
"Morning Denny, my Phyllis factor is at an all time high and you really butter my croissant " * sent with winky guy and 2 heart eyes guy.

by Daisy Delfrega May 29, 2018

Phyllising

The act of inviting an undesirable person into your conversation or party and then bouncing on your friends.

Pam invited that tool Gary to the party and then phyllised the shit out of us.
Pam has a bad habit of phyllising her friends with freaks that she finds on the street.

by Jo-Molpol September 1, 2018

On Phyllis

The quality of being perfectly delightful. i.e. On point or on fleek outside of the fashion world.

Ethel, that Groupon deal is on Phyllis!

by Stevie Wondrous March 30, 2015

phyllis

your mom

look at phyllis

by Sam Benjeman Arnold December 21, 2008

Pull a Phyllis

To "Pull a Phyllis" is to shit your pants, especially in embarrassing circumstances, e.g., at work. If you need to leave work early to go drinking with your friends, simply "Pull a Phyllis," well, not literally, but how can your boss argue with, "I shit my pants"?

Your friends want you to leave work early in order to join the pre-game Seattle Sounders rally. They suggest, "Just Pull a Phyllis."

by Cornhusker wannabee October 4, 2010