Phwank-sha-pwank

Someone who can turn any situation or statement (no matter how squeaky-clean) into something "dirty" or sexual. Beyond dirty-minded.

Katie: I was SO tired this morning!
John: (in deep voice) Your mom was tired this morning...
Katie: God John! Your such a phwank-sha-pwank!

by kat26 June 1, 2009

Phwayadoin'

Short for "What are you doing?" Used when somebody is doing something stupid or selfish, particularly if they are annoying you in doing so.

e.g. A group of people are talking and blocking the pavement. You walk past and say "phwayadoin'?!" to them with an evil on your face.

by Mike February 22, 2004

Phwap

graceful sound of an erectile form (namely one's penis) hitting or entering another object repeatedly.

I have never seen anyone phwap a melon before. That guy got phwapped

by Roflpingvin March 18, 2009

Phwaa

1. Sound made when enjoying a delicious meal.
2. Sound used to promote KFC

Phwaaa, That steak was awesome

by Titts MacGee September 27, 2010

Phwap

The morning fart that signals you are awake and can get out of bed.
It must be resoundingly loud and the 'p' at the end is the noise of your bum hole finally shutting.
To qualify it must also be as dry as a sahara wind.

I know you are awake I heard the Phwap from the kitchen.

by jedge99 October 26, 2010

phwalope

Verb, meaning to destroy, hit, hurtor any other meaning that would signify to hurt someone or something.

Dude, you just got phwaloped!

I'm about to phwalope you!

by Nelson Machado October 16, 2008

phwap

The dramatic yet graceful release of a spoonful of extra richness onto your welcoming burrito. Comes from Chipotle.

The lady phwapped two spoonfuls of tasty rice onto the tortilla for my chicken burrito.

by Star November 8, 2004