papoon

The art of turning one's self into a blanket burrito

Dude, I'm gonna head home, papoon and play some video games

by Soccerst88 January 20, 2017

Phoont

1. The sound of a well executed fart
2. a fart that gets buried in a couch or chair

dude, i plopped down on the couch and that phoont jumped up and strangled me!!!

by tc2112 December 12, 2008

papoona

a nice, an absolutely perfect vagina.. clean shaven, an very nice to use!

awe look at her fresh papoona

by bitchfart May 1, 2010

phoony

An anything insult, can be used in any sitiuation.

John: "Your a loser!"
You: "Least I'm not a phoony"

or

You: "That teacher was such a stupid foony"
Kale: "Ya"
You: ...
Kale: "Emergency Dance Party!" *starts to beat box*
You: 5,4,3,2,1, *starts to dance wildly*
Bryce: 'Can I join?"
You "NO, PHOONY's ALLOWED HERE"

by Jason Knight June 7, 2005

Ryan Phoon

FAG

Damn, Ryan Phoon's a fag

by szzzz February 28, 2017

phoon

(1) n. One who phoons. (2) v. To stand motionless on one foot, tilted forward at the waist, with one bent arm held in front and the other bent arm held behind.

Walter told Sue to do a Phoon in front of the Tower of Pisa. Soon, several others around her were phooning, too.

by John Darrow November 7, 2003

Phoon

A type of dive coined by the MacElroy family in episode 7 of The Adventure Zone: Amnesty. it is described as the first part of a jackknife except you don't uncurl before you dive, combining the worst aspects of a belly-flop, while also drenching anyone in the surrounding area.

Our father did the perfect phoon. he phooned into the water like an idiot, drenching his poor children.

by NedChicane May 30, 2018