plongitude

A platitude made for the express purpose of moving the conversation away from an uncomfortable topic.

"Tanya was bitching to me about her romantic problems, so I threw out a plongitude to get her to stop."

by dontfallinlovewithyourfriends November 16, 2015

plenitude

Large in quantity, a great number, plenty, abundance.

There is a plenitude of rain in the delta area of Nigeria.

by danket January 12, 2016

peonitude

The condition of being a peon or powerless person.

The masses of people in the world live in peonitude.

by Skeptik1 January 9, 2010

phonicide

Like homocide or suicide, where you kill something, just towards phones.

Dude 1: "Man, I accidentally washed my phone with my clothes again! That's the fourth time!"

Dude 2: "What a phonicide."

by supercoolkat1234567890 July 6, 2011

Plongitude

A plongitude is at right angles to any common platitude … viz. “the cat’s meow”, a platitude for something quite nice, turns into “the cat’s dogbite” to mean something very “not nice.”

The writer surprises her readers with frequent plongitudes eliciting knowing grins more than lohengrins.

by Collect47 March 27, 2023

Plenitudeal

Plenitudeal: (adjective) Describing a state of abundance and fulfillment, where every need and desire is met with ease.

The garden was in a plenitudeal state, with fruits, flowers, and herbs overflowing in every direction.

by Drakovi Bloodrose February 8, 2025

Maximum Poopitude

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.

Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"

by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022