Phonestyling 

When someone is asked to freestyle, but since that someone is a talent-less hack he/she looks off their phone for lyrics they wrote down earlier. The lyrics are usually shitty and cringeworthy and the phonestyler ends up making a fool of him/herself. The act is usually performed by retards like drake who think they're rappers.

Person 1: Damn dude did you hear that drake freestyle on Youtube?
Person 2: That wasn't a freestyle nigga. He was looking off his phone, that motherfucker phonestyling.

Phonestyling by Raeganomics Lamborghini June 15, 2017

Phonosexual 

noun- one who is obsessed with their cell phone and seems to always talk on it.

My daughter is such a phonosexual. Last night she talked to her boyfriend for 200 minutes. Thanks for hogging up the Family Share Plan bee-otch!

Phonosexual by Corn Flake October 5, 2006

Phonosexual 

Phonosexual describes a person who has a sexual attraction towards music or sounds.

Phonosexual kid: I reached an orgasm while listening to Skrillex.
Straight kid: You sure are a phonosexual.
Phonosexual kid:I sure am, I'm so turned on by music.

Phonosexual by EdnaExecution December 28, 2011

phonelexsic 

absolutely non-existant word only used to draw attention to your face.

Hey drew! you stink you phonelexsic dinghy!

phonelexsic by taco February 2, 2004

Phonesexual 

When your deeply I love with you phone

I’m am definitely phonesexual

Phonesexual by Tomis Brodie sanhster May 26, 2021

Phonosexual 

Someone who has phone sex!

Jeremy is in there jerking off on the phone he is such a phonosexual

Phonosexual by kemikalkaos August 22, 2008

Phonelexia 

When you are on the phone with a friend and they say something and you hear a totally different thing, usually making absolutely no sense what-so-ever!.

John: I think my dogs need grooming.

Mike: You dogs knee is blooming? WTF?

John: I think you have phonelexia!
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Maria: I was thinking about putting on sweats.

Mario: You're playing with sluts?

Maria: no asshole, do you have phonelexia or something? Go play with your own sluts you ass bag dumb fuck!

Mario: I probably do have that and why do you want me to play with your sweats in a grass bag dump truck?

Maria: Sigh *click*

Phonelexia by StacyPoo June 20, 2011