Poocasso

Someone who gets fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.

I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen.

My little Johnny is quite the Poocasso.

by LuckyPunk777666 July 8, 2010

procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.

dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!

by Mariotol November 26, 2007

Phonashionship

A relationship that is comunicated by phone. It may lead to a relationship.

My lady friend are having a phonashionship at this time, hopfully we can have a future relationship.

by Mark A. Capozzelli May 28, 2016

procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.

I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.

by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011

Procastibaking

To avoid work by making lots of delicious baked goodies, particularly of the cupcake variety. Urges occur when there is lots of work to be done, but no particular reason to bake.

"I've not even started writing yet, I've spent way too long procastibaking."
"I'm fat and I've failed my degree. Damn you procastibaking!"

by Siouxsie de Barnsley February 21, 2010

Pablo Poocaso

A Pablo Poocaso is when someone shits on ones chest and then decides to recreate a pablo pacaso painting with there penis as a paintbrush, or as some call it, a poobrush.

Hey Justin bring your fat poobrush over here and finish this damn Pablo Poocaso that you started on Zachs chest.

by Kris.P.Bacon March 3, 2011

Procastibating

Procastibating is the practice of masturbating in order to procastinate.

When I have lots of homework I, instead of doing it, end up procastibating do all the homework in a caffeine fueled frenzy at 2:00 in the morning.

by edumacator February 12, 2007