Sex where, usually the partner on top, is in a plank position. The bottom partner can be in any position underneath and any hole or area can be being penetrated: mouth, anus, vagina, breasts. The key is that this action also doubles as an intentional intensive core and ab workout for one or both partners.
Damn, my abs are looking ripped after all that plankfucking last night. I’m skipping my core workout at the gym today!
by Sheilalee July 17, 2018
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by notmyrealname111111 March 5, 2021
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by Herbert Schweffe February 23, 2021
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14 yo. George: the last thing I want to become when I grow up is office plankton like my parents - they seem miserable and completely powerless. This sucks!
by Black_Quarterback June 12, 2019
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In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
by MrWeldon February 6, 2018
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