Philosoraptor

An elusive creature descended from the dinosaur species velociraptor, characterized by a habit of deep thinking and studying philosophy

The philosoraptor was quite the over thinker.

by DaSpencerHere January 13, 2021

Philosoraptor

Philosoraptor A Popular Meme in which a velociraptor contemplates some of the most mind-fucking questions ever made. Name means Philosophical Velociraptor (Philoso-raptor)

Ted: If a man with Alzheimer's has amnesia, does he forget he can't remember anything?
Jerry: IDK, lets ask the Philosoraptor!

by Girraffe0902 June 11, 2016

Philosophartist

A Philosopher and Artist. Philosophartists are artists who put an over-philosophical meaning to justify a horrible and/or pointless piece of artwork.

Francois was showing a piece he completed at the museum of modern art. The work was a 4'x9' blank canvas painted a single shade of grey. A patron saw this piece and asked what it was, Francois answered that it served as a metaphor for the emptiness of a museum, that he believed that other than the artwork on the walls; museums were empty cold places which served no justice to beautiful pieces of artwork. Thus, Francois was a Philosophartist.

by P.L.B. October 22, 2012

Philosofap

The act of philosophizing while masturbating. When one starts to masturbate, their mind may drift away from the sexual thoughts of how their crush, girlfriend, fiance, or whatever pushes her ass up in the air while she reads the newspaper off the table (she stands up when she does it, and it's not like you're complaining), to more pressing matters, such as the meaning of life, the universe, and who thought to make yogurt drinkable. When you delve deep into these thoughts, you are philosofapping. Most people have philosofapped before, but haven't a term for it. This is that term.

Derek began philosofap, juggling in his mind whether or not it is justified to mail shit bricks to telemarketers.

by Deckard Mortenson August 1, 2013

philosofacing

Noun. The exposition (often superficially) of a particular philosophy on Facebook.

"Why does Tom keep ruining my cute Facebook quips with his long, unnecessary, and verbose explanations?"

"Take it easy, he's just philosofacing."

by Skrogger May 13, 2010

philosoraptors

a group (or clique) of people who travel to Myrtle Beach, SC in attempt to attract women and woo them with there musk. This musk (or swag) is built up by GTL.

Wow mommy look at those philosoraptors, they have women flocking to them.

by Parkour Maypools April 22, 2011

philosofaeces

a picture taken on the toilet with an ironic philosophical phrase or one word caption. Usually with a black and white filter. Can be a picture of toilet paper, underwear on the ground, or a selfie. Can be spelled "philosofeces."

jeff: I want to share some meaning with the world, but I don't want it to seem cheesy
troy: why don't you just upload a philosofaeces?
So jeff went to the toilet, took a black and white picture of a torn up piece of toilet paper and captioned it, "#life"

by crappunkrock182 July 6, 2015