Philanderess

A woman or women who seek and or act on multiple illicit flirtation and sexual acts causally while married or in a intimate partnership.

I am not going to put up with your philanderess behaviour anymore that creates embarrassment and shame for me.

by Tocanchew August 12, 2019

phalanges

n. a "high five", i.e. slapping hands in celebration. From the literal meaning of the word - the bones of the fingers.

Great game, give me phalanges!

by AsInWreck June 14, 2009

phalanges

when you and another person bump your fists together in greeting or celebration (refers to the name of the bones in your hand that collide when the act is performed)

nice drive, areeb. give me some phalanges.

by Fortunato1 September 1, 2008

Disloyal Proximal Phalanges

Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.

Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.

by Milandra September 29, 2011

fecal phalanges

a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play

Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.

by poopyhands September 5, 2007

Phlangesjizz

When a person has peeling skin on there hands that makes it look like they have dried sperm on there fingers/hands
Phalanges referring to the bones in the hands-Jizz meaning cum

Reece-Hey, i really like your nails Cory
Cory-Oh i love yours to
Reece- But you have really skanky hands
Cory-I yep i forgot to moisturise
Reece-No, its like you have Phlangesjizz all on your hands, its gross.

by Mammajam February 1, 2010

Phalanges

The name of the bone that is at your Fingertips, literally. This silly word can often be used in substitute for a cuss word, or just said for the fun of it. There is no absolute definition of "phalanges" in the funny context, as it is a word that is just randomly brought up. It may be considered an onomatopoeia.

"Ahhh phalanges I left my car keys in the house!"
"Phalanges! You just stepped on my toe!!"

by Itsjadeyall July 11, 2018