pharmatheology

An unquestioning faith in commercially-manufactured, doctor-prescribed and psychologically-addictive medication as the answer to every perceived or imagined problem.

He could not live without his many pills every day. One allowed him to sleep, another quelled his anxiety, a third lifted his depression, others liberated or inhibited his bodily functions, lowered his cholesterol, regulated his heartbeat, soothed his aches, sharpened his vision, slowed his cognitive decline, boosted his testosterone, lowered his blood pressure, increased his immunity, banished unwelcome thoughts, made him feel normal. They interacted to grant him life - so he had been instructed by those selling them, and so he faithfully accepted, a devout disciple of pharmatheology.

by Monkey's Dad June 5, 2023

phamazing

phenomenal + amazing = phamazing / Something that is Über great.

Her ass looks phamazing in those jeans!

by Angel DeJesus September 7, 2007

Big Pharma

Large pharmaceutical companies who pour more money into advertising, marketing, and political lobbying than they do into research, development, production, and distribution of medication. They also extort patients who need medicine for life-saving purposes into paying huge sums of money at an outrageous markup.

Big Pharma increased the price of Epipens to over a thousand dollars, but they cost only two bucks to make.

by Simmaniac January 12, 2021

trolling for pharma

Working the angles in search of narcotics, usually the opioid, benzo or amphetamine varieties

Fucking ran out of my Oxys, Xanax AND ADDerall. two weeks early. Looks like I better start Trolling for Pharma

by Clifhanger April 16, 2017

Phamalot

a mystical world bearing a strange relationship to the world of Camelot (King Arthur). Can be used to describe someone eccentric, someone who seems to be beyond the rest of us.

-"Phamalot! Quit dreaming and get yer homework out!"

-"wow...he's such a Phamalot.."

by tphumanitities2011 May 19, 2009

pharmamentarium

All the pharmaceuticals that can be brought to bear against a particular illness/malady.

"I was hot as fuck, shivering cold and coughing up fluffy green shapes that floated angrily in toilet water. My face smelled like blood on the inside. My closed eyes could clearly hear the pounding hammer in my brain. It was time to bring out the pharmamentarium and get my coma on..."

by Skinny_Phat February 21, 2019

Mustard Plasma

The clear liquid that squirts out of a mustard bottle when you haven't used it in a while.

Mustard plasma on my bun is nasty.

by HhHHHHHHHhuju09ojoijfwerwerr23 March 13, 2017