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phallo photo portaphilia

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.
"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"
by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016
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Phallocrat

A person who believes that males are the superior sex and should be in control, and that women should stay in the kitchen; usually a sexist male.
You patriarchal phallocrat! Choke on your oppressive dessert!
by thecomicgeek July 3, 2011
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phallyn

She is a beautiful girl she has very pretty hair most likely to have brown or blonde hair she is a very kind person you may think she is wierd at first but when you get to know her that weirdness turns into laughter and excitement . She cares about others more then herself and she loves pets
Hey aspen :”did you hear about that Phallyn girl she seems nice”

Aspen:”yeah I did she’s a really nice person
by Hola ominous November 25, 2019
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Phallocentric

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world
Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him
by D Flawless June 7, 2018
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Phallophobia

Having the fear, or phobia of a penis. Especially and erect penis. This may cause the person with Phallaphobia to hypevenilate or even pass out.
Athena has Phallophobia and was watching tv with her friend Kevin, and he whipped out his penis and she started to hypervenilate, and then eventually passed out.
by AthenaAtropine October 12, 2008
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phallometry

The study of the penile dimensions of male human beings. This can be conducted informally, e.g., a heterosexual woman vetting a potential lover on the basis of his purported or observed length and width, or formally, as when a clinician or condom manufacturer collects data through direct measurements, surveys or some combination of these.
Wanting to shed her reputation as a "size queen," "cockhound," and so on without sacrificing her preferences, KittyJane decided to start putting "expect phallometry" in her online personal ads.
by kemibe November 18, 2012
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phallo up

When a woman decides to follow up a good fuck.
Hi Nancy, how was the date last night? Awesome, I will phallo up this guy.
by rperazag May 1, 2010
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