Phalanx

phalanx is a beautiful girl who always makes people happy. she is naturally sexy and is super cute. her personality is amazing and so is her smile. a sunshine that is always going to brighten you day. there is something truly special about this girl, and that is in the way she soldiers on. she's been through a lot of shit but still manages to make it by, with the sole intent of making the people around her happy. she has a 100% success rate in that department, as well as a 100% success rate of making you laugh. this beautiful, adorable and kind girl is also hilarious and can make you laugh as she pleases. her intelligence spans from history, witchcraft, computer stuffs, science and anime. this moe weeb is loud and proud about her anime, at least when it's on topic. she is very respectful and will always wait her turn, and make sure everybody gets to say what they want to say before moving on. this girl will make you feel right at home within the first couple minutes of talking to her. she may be shy and doubt herself at times, but once she's out of her shell she is an outgoing, fun, caring and nice person. she's got it all, from her stunning appearance to her warm and fun personality, she's what they call perfect. beautiful, kind, and smart, she is a keeper.

"hey, is your girl a karen or a phalanx?"

by heymay April 23, 2019

Phalanx

Phalanx (PX) have been a RuneScape clan since June 2009 founded by Desmon which accept's Rune Pure's/Tanks and has excelled in achievment since the day of opening. The name was derived from the Greek formation known as the Phalanx, this formation was superior to any in the world and was almost never beaten.

Player 1:Omfg!!!! was that that RP/Tank clan called Phalanx???????? Player 2: Yeah they freaking own!

by Robert Nobles February 2, 2010

Sidewalk Phalanx

A phenomena that occurs when a group of people walk side by side, blocking the entire sidewalk in a phalanx formation. Can be either intentional or simply the actions of inconsiderate, oblivious people.

If that sidewalk phalanx does not let me through I might have to walk in the dirt!

by lolcatzzzzzz March 7, 2010

Phalanx Reaper

A literal God. He is the All Father of the Gods in the gaming community. Single handedly will fuck up anyone with anything especially snipers, pistols and bows.

Well that’s Phalanx Reaper.... We’re all gonna die, hopefully he will go easy on us.

by Purpleturtle94 May 26, 2021

Phalanx Symbol

Any kind of symbols creating sexual pictures.

Phalanx Symbol: Dick 8--, Vagina (0), Dick going in vagina (8--0), Huge ass tits (.Y.), and anything else in that regard.

by RedStar14 November 9, 2008

Porn Phalanx

When one lines up one's porn magazines in a grid formation (e.g. 3 x 5) then proceeds to have a good wank over them

I had my porn phalanx all lined up then the door bell rung and I was busted

by Johov October 23, 2011

i'm going to phalanx you macedonian style

I'm going to defeat you with the utmost originality and perfection.

Jon: Ramble Ramble Ramble, screw you guys, I'm going home.
Tal: Jon, I'm going to phalanx you Macedonian style.
Teacher: I'm not sure whether to send you to the principles office or give you commendation.

by TDMORGAN December 16, 2015