Having a Ph.D at failing. That is to say, the person is BEYOND failure with lack of a saving grace in the eyes of others.
Often for a marginal error, lacking knowledge or logic based on a specific type of common sense or in some cases a life choice that may not be glorified by the "in" crowd.
Often for a marginal error, lacking knowledge or logic based on a specific type of common sense or in some cases a life choice that may not be glorified by the "in" crowd.
1. Being a 40-year old virgin is a person who phails at life itself.
2. If you phail, you fail at failing and that's the worse.
3. Because you thought Master Chief would hit Smash Bros. Brawl, you phail to understand video games.
4. I asked for a hamburger and you put cheese on it when I didn't ask you to, you phail at taking orders.
2. If you phail, you fail at failing and that's the worse.
3. Because you thought Master Chief would hit Smash Bros. Brawl, you phail to understand video games.
4. I asked for a hamburger and you put cheese on it when I didn't ask you to, you phail at taking orders.
by Maurice D. Guillory December 3, 2006
Get the phail mug.When you Fail so epicly that even the word PHALE does not suit. This is the type of "Failing" the Jews did some 50 years ago. You can not "Fail" any more than this word. This is the supreme cock gobbler of all things "Fail". Epic Phaile, is quite possibly unstoppable. Chuck Norris shat brix when he saw Epic Phaile.
dude1: Haha I made that guy look so gay.
dude2: What did you do?
dude1: I stuck his cock in my mouth and took a picture. Posted that shit on facebook.
dude2: uh...
dude1: Haha yeah he's so a fag now.
dude3: Oh Mah God, You fucking -
Chuck Norris: <interrupting, because he can> Epic Phaile!
dude1: he's still gay right?
dude2: What did you do?
dude1: I stuck his cock in my mouth and took a picture. Posted that shit on facebook.
dude2: uh...
dude1: Haha yeah he's so a fag now.
dude3: Oh Mah God, You fucking -
Chuck Norris: <interrupting, because he can> Epic Phaile!
dude1: he's still gay right?
by MEOMGMEMEME October 16, 2008
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When something isn't phallic, it's just PHAILLIC. As in, fail. Something supposed to resemble a dick, but it fails.
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You exclaim: "EPIC PHAIL!" ("Epic Phailure" works just as well.)
You exclaim: "EPIC PHAIL!" ("Epic Phailure" works just as well.)
by Adam (epic) August 29, 2007
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Used in many forums, as a way of saying that particular person is a true failure to human kind or some other put down related insult.
Used in many forums, as a way of saying that particular person is a true failure to human kind or some other put down related insult.
"Your parents phailed." = Your parents
did not raise you correctly, or taught you wrong.
"You phailed at life, hang yourself." Self-explanatory.
did not raise you correctly, or taught you wrong.
"You phailed at life, hang yourself." Self-explanatory.
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person S: I really want panackess right now!
person J: Phailcakes? u failed at spelling pancakes.
person S: I really want panackess right now!
person J: Phailcakes? u failed at spelling pancakes.
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