Cautiously Pessimistic

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.

My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

by ChimneySweepGreg August 10, 2012

pesshit

A farmer from Argentina that statpad against Eibar, Bolivia and Ecuador. He failed the Anfield and the Rome test.

Dad, when will Pesshit score in the farmers league?

Son, Pesshit is finished and can't score

by Börga〽️ November 13, 2021

Peets

The cutest part of a hamb, the cat's paws.

"Hamb offer two peets, do you accept?"

by BestGorlPorl July 27, 2018

pest friend

Like a bestfriend but all they do is annoy you & and are very hard to get rid of. Unfortunately bug spray will not work on these large beasties.

I'm sure we've all proberly had one of these....Pest friends, or stil do?AAAAahhgGGGRRhhrr. I got a call from my pest friend... to chew my ear off.

by wibblewobblewobble October 16, 2008

Pesti Stomach

When one wakes up in the morning with extreme nausea and stomach cramps caused by ripping fake carts the day before.

Person 1: Dude, I’ve been dry heaving all morning and I have no Idea why.

Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.

by sr7777 June 19, 2019

peste

Spanish word for "bad smell", or "bad odor".

Wow! Who farted in here? What peste!!!

or

Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."

by adrian1082 August 23, 2009

Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011