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Perve row

Perve row are the chairs closest to the stripper platform. Usually older men, will sit in these spots for a good amount of time, while their wife is at home wondering where the hell they are at. Younger men avoid staying in this spot too long due to stripper budgets. It's a spot at the club with the most live action.

The name originated from strippers ranting about old, weird men. They often call it Perve row, yet they do not realize their profession is more degrading than the people watching them.
Bro #1: "Hey man lets sit on Perve row, I can't see from the bar over here."
Bro #2: "What? I can't afford to make it rain, she will squeeze the singles out of me."
by Blackjack.Hefe November 22, 2015
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perve doctor

a doctor that just plays with your balls for 5 minutes to tell you something stupid like
"you have an expanded bladder"
or
"you need to stop peeing when you get really excited"
Yo mang, i just hit up the perve doctor because i have a bladder infection, and he just rubbed my balls for 15 minutes then told me to take these pills.
by AreJayMurray November 26, 2006
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perve ball

Perve ball

A one liner that occurs out of nowhere during a seemingly innocent conversation between two people that can either freak out the one that got hit by the ball in a negative way or leave them totally confused and amazed and wanting more. This can occur in person, but seems to occur most often in personal messages on facebook by lame asses that could never have the BALLS to express themselves in real life either way.

Curve ball scary:

Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.

Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do!
Tony: I sure wish you would come over and suck my dick.
Sue: Deletes Tony immediately and wonders what she did wrong to get hit by this curve ball.

Curve ball confused and amazed and wanting more:

Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do! To be totally honest, I am married to a rich dude that makes me miserable. Damn, why didn’t we get together? I would love to suck you dick!
Tony: Does not know what to do with this perve ball…
Curve ball scary:

Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.

Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do!
Tony: I sure wish you would come over and suck my dick.
Sue: Deletes Tony immediately and wonders what she did wrong to get hit by this curve ball.

Curve ball confused and amazed and wanting more:

Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do! To be totally honest, I am married to a rich dude that makes me miserable. Damn, why didn’t we get together? I would love to suck you dick!
Tony: Does not know what to do with this perve ball…
by yep,sure,why September 28, 2011
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perve cleanse

when someone boots everyone of their cam
just had to perve cleanse because the whole room was watching
by epigav May 14, 2010
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Perve prang

A fender bender that is the result of perving on a distractingly good looking person outside the car. Whilst perving, you run into the back of the car in front of you, resulting in thousands of dollars of damage. Bonus points are awarded if he/she gives you their number... which isn't likely.
"What happened to your car man?"
"Just a perve prang... I didn't get her number but it was totes worth it"
by WRX4SALE December 28, 2011
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Perve-a-verance

Listen. To be a real creepy creep, you have to have a lot of perve-a-verance.
by jayveegarren November 22, 2011
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facebook perve

A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.
Bill- Man, I caught Blake reading my wall to wall with Natasha.
John- What a facebook perve!
by colin magee January 15, 2008
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