Pertarded

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

Perverted Ear Syndrome

When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.

Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.

by spcghdfj January 14, 2010

Pervnerded

When you are a pervert as well as a nerd.

Guy1 "Man, that kid spends all his time in the library."
Guy2 "Ya, but all he does is look at porn in there!"
Guy1 "Dude that kids pervnerded!

by Donkeyhead May 4, 2009

Perverted Piggie

A guy will call a girl a perverted piggie if she's into over the top kinky sexual stuff.

Man my girl is such a perverted piggie, it's awesome!! She is super sexual and loves to be dirty kinky.

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

unintentional pervertedness

Bieng a pervert without even knowing it

OLD MAN(in a deep slow voice)-"hiya luv, can i sit here?"
YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wtf?"
during this convo, he cannot remove his eyes from her legs, he does not know hes doing this

by Rorz n Wilde December 22, 2004

perverted

A things every teen denies being, but usually are

I'm not perverted, sure I like porn but I'm not a pervert!

by Supreme Leader of Fucking May 25, 2019

perverted dictionary

someone who knows mostly every perverted word and the meaning that you could go to when you need 2 define a perverted word you have never heard of.

E: Whats the meaning of loof?
G: Ask Joshua he'll know
E: Ok that foo is a perverted dictionary

E: Joshua what does loof mean?
J: When a guy shits in a girls pussy.

by Erica meow meow August 7, 2011