permagape

When ones holes have been penetrated so many times they no longer shut

Anybody who goes to prison is now permagaped.

by TheBootyMan November 18, 2014

Permagrader

Noun: A person (often times a teacher) who constantly gives the same grade on every assignment. Someone who gives nothing but a certain grade no matter the change in performance.

My teacher is such a permagrader, she always gives me an 83.5 on my essays.

by Golden_Guitar March 22, 2011

Permafade

To be high on marijuana for days apon days to the point when you cant remember when you where not under the influence of Miss Mary Mac.

College is just Permafade

by thomas jewsona April 4, 2009

permalag

Repeated doses of jet lag, the result of back-to-back flights across multiple time zones. By the time you've grown accustomed to one time zone, you're already in the next. Typically the result of an around the world flight with multiple stop overs.

Sometimes abbreviated to lagged.

A mild form of permaphuck.

I've got a serious dose of permalag.

by Tokyoite September 11, 2009

Permabaked

Someone that has smoked so much weed, that they act, look, and speak like they are stoned even when they aren't.

Dude, do you hear him slurring his words?

Yeah, that guy's Permabaked

by 311isBEAST!! November 15, 2011

Permafag

When someone is considered a permant fag. ie, just like permafrost is somewhere that permanantly has frost, a permafag is someone that is permantly a fag.

Hey that Dave guy is a real permafag

by Angus90 August 4, 2007

Permahaze

A state of permanent haze as a result of Being high on marijuana 75 to 85 percent of the day.

Charles was definitely in a Permahaze during his vacation in Amsterdam.

by Ni9e August 19, 2015