Permaboner

an unforunate condition in which the jeans a boy wears will always stick out awkwardly in he front.

Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.

"Oh my god look at that huge Permaboner."
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away

by giiiirrl please January 20, 2011

permabored

The state of being bored for a duration longer than most can attain or withstand. Permaboredom can be a condition on its own or a symptom of a much larger problem.

Elena: I am so bored.
Rebecca: Me too, I've been bored like all month.
Elena: I think we are permabored.
Rebecca: Yah let's go do something stupid.

Friend #1: Joe hasn't been out of his house in weeks!
Friend #2: Yeah after his girlfriend broke up with him he's stayed inside.
Friend #1: He is probably permabored by now.

by E'lena February 28, 2011

Permagone

Permanently Gone

Betsy was on a final written notice at her job. Then, she was permagone.

by Dallaschick1 April 8, 2019

Permaboner

A occurence that is painful in a good way, generally while hanging out with a really attractive person.

God, I had this permaboner the whole time I was with her.

by pwner13 October 21, 2010

Permaboner

Having a permanent boner due to a messed up penis or an overdose of viagra. Permanent boner.

“Dude I took nine viagras now I have a permaboner!”

by evdadfinnesedyourbitch February 13, 2018

permadone

to be permanently done with something in a way that you will never have to deal with it ever again.

I just had my last exam dude, I'm permadone school!!

by Alex Ostrovsky April 24, 2008