When listening to progressive rock, a progasm can be reached when you go very deep into the music and that you let it take control over you. This instrumental trance can be called a progasm, especially when you actually wet your pants doing it. One of the main particularities of the progasm is that it is often accompanied by frenetic air-guitar playing, as well as air-keyboard, air-drum, air-bass, air-flute or even air-accordion.
Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?
Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.
Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?
Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.
OMFG dude. Did you listen to this overextended keyboard solo by Keith Emerson? This is just fucking awesome: I had a progasm!!!
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example 1
bong salesman; "dude have you tasted this falafel?"
butterfly catcher; "shit yeah! who hasn't? it's totally progasmic"
example 2
nerdboi619;"hey man i kno your l337 and all so i bet you've tried out the new expansion pack for WOW....so...was it everything i dreamed?"
afrofizzle2240; " yer mon the graphics are progasmic"
bong salesman; "dude have you tasted this falafel?"
butterfly catcher; "shit yeah! who hasn't? it's totally progasmic"
example 2
nerdboi619;"hey man i kno your l337 and all so i bet you've tried out the new expansion pack for WOW....so...was it everything i dreamed?"
afrofizzle2240; " yer mon the graphics are progasmic"
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I jumped my car over the river yesterday, and I definitely had a progasm.
I jumped my car over the river yesterday, and I definitely had a progasm.
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Etymology: Derived from the names of world's finest food and wine, "Petrossian" the ultimate producer of caviar and "Petrus" the extremely expensive wine from Pomerol in Bordeaux, France. The stem is then combined with "orgasm" from the French "orgasme," from Greek "orgasmos" "excitement, swelling," from "organ" "be in heat, become ripe for," literally "to swell, be excited," related to orge "impulse, excitement, anger" (www.etymonline.com).
2. n The act of reviewing a wine using an image.
3. n Chateau Petrogasm, the imaginary/virtual location where this type of wine-reviewing takes place: www.chateaupetrogasm.com. The owners of this Chateau are Benjamin Saltzman and Andrew Stuart.
Etymology: Derived from the names of world's finest food and wine, "Petrossian" the ultimate producer of caviar and "Petrus" the extremely expensive wine from Pomerol in Bordeaux, France. The stem is then combined with "orgasm" from the French "orgasme," from Greek "orgasmos" "excitement, swelling," from "organ" "be in heat, become ripe for," literally "to swell, be excited," related to orge "impulse, excitement, anger" (www.etymonline.com).
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