perfectionistic

To have qualities that are on the verge of unreasonable and perfect in every way so that it almost annoys one to the very core of their being.

"Lara is very perfectionistic with her crayon, drawing on the back of that Steak n Shake paper place mat."

by Skwisgard Skwigelf May 3, 2010

Lazy Perfectionist

Wanting everything perfect and having high standards, but not have the will to do what's necessary to reach them.

I can't stand the kitchen being dirty, but the lazy perfectionist in me knows it will take too much energy to clean it so there it sits.

by RayofSunshine June 16, 2016

Immaculate Perceptions

Those stereotyped 'implicit bias' people possess about diversity and cultural differences; Negative stereotypes; False narratives; Negative generalizations which arise from lack of cultural knowledge or sensitivity.

Believing that all African-Americans or all black people are lazy is one of those immaculate perceptions created to justify discrimination in this country. It's one of those statements or beliefs from which no one can pinpoint ts origin, and thus seemingly immaculately conceived. They manifest as implicit bias. Get it?

by famwhisperer June 9, 2018

perfectionista

The female form of perfectionist.

-"Dude, is she done already? We've been waiting for half an hour!"

-"Calm down, she's only getting her hair done."

-"Damn perfectionista!"

by The bachelor December 9, 2009

Perfectionist

Someone who needs everything to be absolutely fucking perfect and organized but not ocd

Damn you spend a lot of time on everything. You must be a perfectionist

by Emmav April 11, 2018

Perfectionist

A person who does not know the meaning of the words "budget" and "deadline".

Tim is such a perfectionist he spend 6 months designing how the buttons are going to look on a website. Unfortunately that's all the time we had to complete the whole project and needless to say the client did not want to spend any more money. The project got cancelled, which forced us to close the company, lose our homes and forced to live in the wilderness where we use the weaker members of our family as bait to distract wolves, bears and other wild life while we forage for berries which are not covered in bird shit. Thanks Tim.

by ManSweetMan July 1, 2015

Ass Perfectionist

Someone who after taking a dump; wipes so meticulously that no trace of the event remains. Ass perfectionists are notorious for using exessive amounts of toilet paper, baby wipes, and generally taking forever, much to the dismay of anyone waiting in line.

"God damn! How long is he going to take!?"
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."

by Alexiosassypants August 17, 2016