peraltaism

A mangled phrase, misspelled word or misused grammar often resulting in unintentional hilarity. Originated from he writings of Mikey Peralta.

When asked by a waitress what he would order, he replied "Start with me last", a definitive Peraltaism.

by Christopher Wise December 26, 2007

perambulaphobia

fear of walkers, i.e., perambulators, and their likeness to the walking dead or white walkers

It’ll be at least two more TV seasons before I can try to begin overcoming my perambulaphobia.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 14, 2014

bob bop perano

Future president of America. Only contenders are Bill Clinton and George S. Bush, Sr.

Bob Bop Perano was a civil rights activist who knew my pep pep. He's all about race and it being equal and stuff.

by dickfish May 6, 2008

Jake Peralta

Best man EVER.

No doubt

Guy#1: “who is the best man EVER?”
Guy#2: “Jake Peralta” is.”
#nodoubt

by JakePeraltaLover July 14, 2020

Perf

Something that is absolutely perfect. A response that is perf should make the recipient so sure of themselves that they break out in dance and song. It’s always amazing someone says that a plan or even an outfit is perf than you should know that you got that shit done and done well.

Tom: Ahhhhhhhh your outfit is perf.

Paula: Really? Do you wanna make out?

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

joe pera

One of the sweetest guys on the planet who talks on TV for a living. And when he talks to you, you listen because listening to him soothes your mind. He has a show on adult swim called Joe Pera Talks with You where he rambles on about the little things in life in the most beautiful way. Great way to unwind I would say.

A: I just met Joe Pera at the supermarket. We bought some bananas together and talked about lighthouses
B: Daamn. I wish I was there. I could use a little bit of his positivity in my life

by NeezySneezy November 19, 2020

Paraflux

Paraflux is a hot guy.

Mmmm look at that paraflux ;D

by whoknows??????????????????? July 18, 2011