pedophobe

A person who possesses an abnormal fear of children.

The septigenarian tried to get the preschool across the street shut down because he couldn't stand the sound of the children playing - what a pedophobe.

by sydstranda July 26, 2006

Peniphobia

Occurs when one is afraid of penises.

Maybe she has peniphobia...

by Jenny Brewski December 11, 2003

paedophobe

Correct: One who has an irrational fear of children

Incorrect: One who has an irrational fear of paedophiles, correct term is paedophileophobe(dumb when you think about it, as no fear of paedophiles is irrational)

Paedophobe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A 4 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!

Me: Dude.......no....

by Zankou February 6, 2007

pedophobia

Actually, pedo is a derivation of latin word "paedo", while means children. Therehence, a pedopobic person has a fear of children. More correctly, this is spelled and pronounced paedo, not pedo, which is a form of transport.

AAARRGGHHH! Children! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

penophobia

the fear/disgust of the penis

i dont like willies because i have penophobia

by emma May 13, 2005

Peneprobe

Any device or apparatus used to penetrate a bodily orifice for purposes of probing in a sexually gratifying manner.

I was bent over in the kitchen and the next thing I know my husband gave me a rectal peneprobe with a soup spoon.

I discovered a whole new world when I have myself a peneprobe with my electric toothbrush.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

penophile

a person who collects pens. Need not be fancy pens and includes those who inadvertantly picks up other person's pens and forgets to return them. Generally has a stash of a wide variety of types of pens in drawers, coffee mugs and the bottom of the washer.

Andrew, being a penophile, adroitly picked up the server's pen, signed his check, then pocketed the pen to add to his collection.

by A. Townsend August 17, 2007